"Not Me" Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I really don't have much to say. I think I was the perfect wife and mother this week....Ha Ha

I sure it was not me that screamed at the top of my lungs spoke calmly at a little demon child boy that was ramming my sweet innocent little Griffin with a chair while they were ice skating yesterday. It was not my husband that after I yelled at spoke to him went to find his parent to let them know what their problem child son was doing. I would never raise my voice to a child, let alone some one else's child. Not me!
It's not me that likes to think knows her boys would never misbehave like that in public. (actually my boys wouldn't try to hurt someone on purpose like that. And if they did, I would paddle their behind punish appropriately).

I did not get freaked out at the wii hunting game when the character was attacked by the bear. It is just a video game, get over it.

I would never finish my child's valentine cards for their classmates. When we do a craft project like that, they do it all themselves. I would never think they can't make it "right", so then do it myself. What kind of mother would I be. And it's "not me" to be so "snobby" that I think the cartoon character valentine cards from the store are tacky. Which leads us to make our own in the first place. "Not me" I am so not like that.

One more thing I did not do. It was Not me that ate to many salt and vinegar chips that my tongue was raw. That would be absurd!

How was your week?